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I 'ger Woods he pulled out his pu
made a beautiful shot across the bank
into a coffee cup. With that shot we
knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed
his check."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came into
the same place without ID. He pulled out
his tennis racquet and made a fabulous
shot where as the tennis ball landed in a
coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his
check.
So, Mr. President, what can you do to
prove that it is you, and only you, as the
President of the United States?"
Obama:
Obama stands there thinking, and
thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my
mind is a total blank.. .there is nothing
that comes to my mind. I can't think of a
single thing. I have absolutely no idea
what to do and I don't have a clue."
Cashier:
Will that be large or small bills, Mr.
President?
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